A SLICE OF HEAVEN

malformalady

A kitten aboard a floating victoria water lily pad in the Philippines, circa 1935

My own island.

Floating in the sun.

My own heaven.

Of lily pads.

MEOW!

I know everything.
I know what you’re doing
and what you’re thinking.
Nothing surprises me anymore.
I know what to expect out of life.
All I need is food and a comfortable
place to sleep.
All else is unimportant.
Goodbye silly human.
I need my beauty sleep.
Meow!

THE CAT

fleshcircus:

Who is the dominant one here?
Most probably the cat.
A cat trumps all creatures.

Fraidy Cat

I’m afraid of The Dead.
I’ll just stay under the bed.
THE DEAD GAME
Kindle
http://amzn.to/1lKvMrP

Nook
http://bit.ly/1lFdqNj

DARK FANTASY

DARK FANTASY

Back off!
I’m in a bad mood.

darkestdee:

Are vampires real?
Do they suck people’s blood?
Do sleep during the day,
only to wake up at night?
Do they sleep in coffins?
Do they exist?
They do if you want them to.

MEAN KITTY IS HERE TO STAY

MEAN KITTY IS HERE TO STAY

Watch out!
I’m putting a spell on you.
A really big and scary one.
You better run for safety.
The mean kitty is here to stay.

GO AWAY!

blackoutraven:

Heathers Animations

Are you surprised?
Well, so am I.
I didn’t expect you to open
the closet door.
It was nice and quiet in here
before you interrupted my sleep.
Now, go away!
Meow!

THE CHESHIRE CAT

Come and join my tea party.
Others will be appearing soon.
Don’t be afraid to drink the tea.
It isn’t poisoned.
I promise!
What?
You don’t trust the Cheshire Cat.
I wouldn’t either.
Meow!

Let's have some fun

becdecorbin:

meawbin:

Creepy Cat 11-20

For a lighter moment.

WATCH OUT!

awwww-cute:

If you don’t read THE DEAD GAME,
I’m coming to get you!
http://www.amazon.com/author/susanneleist

WEIRD CAT BEHAVIOR

funny-gif-1:

Let me in!
Help me!
I’m being pursued by strange beings!

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funny-gif-1:

Do cats hear or see things that we can’t?

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Is this cat haunted by someone or something?
Or is it just a weird cat?

SLOW AND EASY

Somethings should be taken slow.
Slow and easy,
Drop by drop,
To be able to truly enjoy.

KING OF THE JUNGLE

unimpressedcats:

King of the jungle

BEWARE!

I’M COMING TO GET YOU.
BEWARE!
MY LITTLE CLAWS ARE VERY SHARP.

FEED ME NOW!

FEED ME!

LITTLE

I’M COMING TO GET YOU.
BEWARE!
MY LITTLE CLAWS ARE VERY SHARP.

I'LL GET YOU MY LITTLE PRETTY

What would happen if all my viewers on this blog bought my book, The Dead Game, on Kindle or Nook for only $.99? It would become a best-seller overnight. What a nice dream. Okay, time to return to my post. A girl can stop and dream, can’t she?

THE EAGLE DRAWS NEAR,
"I'LL GET YOU MY LITTLE PRETTY,"
AND LIFTS UP THE POOR STUCK KITTY
(THREE POSTS BELOW)
OUT OF THE GLASS AND FLIES AWAY.

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?
I'LL LEAVE THAT UP TO YOUR IMAGINATION.

MEOW!

blackoutraven:

sin

I SAID “MEOW” SO GO AWAY!
I AM NOT GOING TO REPEAT IT!

MEOW!

HELLO.

This is more cheerful.
My other posts are a little dark.
Mostly the clown.
The clown is bothering me.
I might have to destroy him.