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Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Monday, May 1, 2017

A BORING AFTERNOON AT THE PET STORE


babyanimalposts: A BORING AFTERNOON AT THE PET STORE A boring afternoon at the pet store. “What to do? What to do?” the white cat pondered to herself. The only movement was an annoying fly. It flew around the store. The four kittens followed the fly...
      
A BORING AFTERNOON AT THE PET STORE

A boring afternoon at the pet store.
    “What to do? What to do?”
    the white cat pondered to herself.
    The only movement was an annoying fly.
    It flew around the store.
    The four kittens followed the fly with their eyes.
    In fact, they couldn’t keep their eyes off it.

The fly was black and furry.

    It had unusual yellow stripes down its back.
    The smallest cat wanted it for a new baby brother.
    The Tom cat wanted to swat the thing with his tail.
    The fly finally landed.
    On the Tom cat’s nose.
    “Ouch,” Tom cat screamed out.
    “It bit me!” he said while rubbing his nose.

Fluffy, the big white cat, ran over to Tom.

    She said,”It didn’t bite you but stung you.”
    “Oh no! Oh no! What should I do?”
    Tom ran around in circles.
    The white cat moved closer to look at his nose.
    “It’s fine. If it swells, we’ll put ice on it. It looks better
    than the poor fly.”

The four cats looked down at the fly lying on the ground.

    “It gave its life so it could sting you,” Fluffy said. 
    “But why would it do that?” Tom looked confused.
     “It’s the way of life,” Fluffy said in a sad voice.
     “I know! We should bury it with a service and all.”
     The little voice came from the youngest kitten.
     They all agreed with him.

Not having a yard for a burial, they wrapped the fly

     in a tissue and were going to flush it down the toilet.
     But first, the youngest, Squeaky, said a few words.
     Squeaky was sad that the fly didn’t even have a name.
     “Let’s call her Miss Bee,” Fluffy suggested to the group.
     “Why? It was a fly.” Squeaky was upset.
     “No, my dear, she was a bee. And that is why she stung Tom.”
     Squeaky began to cry. 

After wiping his nose and eyes, Squeaky agreed to call

     her Miss Bee.
     “Goodbye, Miss Bee. We’re sorry we didn’t get to know you
     better. I hope you make friends in your new life.”
     With that said, Squeaky flushed the toilet and watched
     Miss Bee float away to her new life.
     “Goodbye Miss Bee,” Squeaky said. “We’ll miss you.”

Monday, March 21, 2016

A NEW DAY




Having a bad day?
A house fall on you?
Pick yourself up.
Wipe yourself off.
And begin a new day.


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Tuesday, August 25, 2015

JESS AND WIGGLE — A NEW BOOK FROM TALENTED AUTHOR, UVI POZNANSKY

Uvi



I would like to present a 5 star review of Uvi Poznansky’s new book, Jess and Wiggle. Uvi is a talented author and artist. Her words flow like water in a bubbling stream.

4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars ‘That was chutzpa, plain and simple’, August 21, 2015
This review is from: Jess and Wiggle (Kindle Edition)
Uvi Poznansky wears a coat of many colors. Originally from Israel where she studied Architecture and Town Planning then moving to the US where she studied Computer Science and became an expert in Software Engineering, Poznansky managed to combine the design elements of two studies into unique formats. And she has accomplished the same with the other side of her brain – making visual her ideas (she is an accomplished painter, drawer, and sculptor who has enjoyed exhibitions both in Israel and in California, her present base) and making words in poetry and in short stories and children’s books.
JESS AND WIGGLE is one of her newest and freshest books yet. More concerned with the visual than the story Uvi provides all the illustrations for this delightful little rhyming tale – richly colored hand made collages as well as paintings adorn these beautiful and fanciful pages.
The story concerns young Jess who rarely smiles and never laughs until she encounters Wiggle, a ribbon like creature with whom she interacts In myriad ways in a test of who will laugh. Of course the winner is the recalcitrant Jess, but it is the artistic fun things she does with Wiggle that make the reader laugh way before Jess gives in!
This is another treasure form Uvi Poznansky – a perfect entertainment and lesson for children and adults alike. Grady Harp, August 15

http://www.amazon.com/Jess-Wiggle-Uvi-Poznansky-ebook/dp/B013D1W0SM/ref=cm_rdp_product
 

Sunday, March 22, 2015



DID I DO THAT?

An ordinary day.
When I went out to play.
Into the cold snow I went.
And I refuse to repent.

It was so quiet.
Before the riot.
A lot of screaming.
With people teaming.

I will leave now.
And take my bow.
Before I am seen.
I’m leaving the scene.

Thursday, February 5, 2015

FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS PART II


What is that noise?
I am on the other side of the door,
but I don't know where this could be.
The darkness is finally clearing.
I can see grass.
Trees.
And...
What is that?
Three rabbits in a pink car
drive up to me.
The darkest one gets out.
He hops over to me.
With a grin on his face,
he says, "Welcome to Rabbit Land."
He then goes back into the car
and drives away.
How strange.
How unusual.
Am I in a dream?
Or maybe a nightmare?
I hear bells.
Wedding bells?
Is there going to be a wedding?

Find out tomorrow.

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?



What did you say?
Are you talking to me?
You don’t like my stripes?
Well, I don’t like your clothes.
At least my outfit is waterproof.

Sunday, August 17, 2014

LET'S BE FRIENDS!



"Hi Moose!"
"Hi Bullwinkle!"
"Do you want to fight?"
"Nah…I’m too tired."
"Okay with me."
They hit horns and walk away.
It could happen.
Who knows?

Friday, July 25, 2014

Wednesday, July 9, 2014

CAT HAT


Feel cold?
Need a hat?
Try a cat hat.
It might be itchy.
It might squirm too much.
But it’s cute.
Feel cold?
Need a hat?
Try a cat hat.
It might be itchy.
It might squirm too much.
But it’s cute.

Friday, June 27, 2014

MEAN KITTY IS HERE TO STAY

MEAN KITTY IS HERE TO STAY

Watch out!
I’m putting a spell on you.
A really big and scary one.
You better run for safety.
The mean kitty is here to stay.

Watch out!
I’m putting a spell on you.
A really big and scary one.
You better run for safety.
The mean kitty is here to stay.

Thursday, April 24, 2014

WEIRD CAT BEHAVIOR


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Is this cat haunted by someone or something?
Or is it just a weird cat?

SO SLEEPY



BABY DUCK FALLING ASLEEP

What did you say?
I’m listening.
I’m not falling asleep.
Your story isn’t boring me to sleep.


BABY DUCK FALLING ASLEEP

What did you say?
I’m listening.
I’m not falling asleep.
Your story isn’t boring me to sleep.

BABY DUCK FALLING ASLEEP

What did you say?
I’m listening.
I’m not falling asleep.
Your story isn’t boring me to sleep.


BABY DUCK FALLING ASLEEP

What did you say?
I’m listening.
I’m not falling asleep.
Your story isn’t boring me to sleep.

















BABY DUCK FALLING ASLEEP
What did you say?
I’m listening.
I’m not falling asleep.
Your story isn’t boring me to sleep.

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

I'M SO CUTE


amischiefofmice:

theluisycarlosexpedition:
Okay, I’m trapped between a
hard wall and a soft place of leaves.
I know, I’ll put on my cute grin and the
humans will want to play with me.
Then I’ll figure out a way to escape.
Hi! I’m so cute aren’t I?
amischiefofmice:

Okay, I’m trapped between a
hard wall and a soft place of leaves.
I know, I’ll put on my cute grin and the
humans will want to play with me.
Then I’ll figure out a way to escape.
Hi! I’m so cute aren’t I?

Saturday, January 18, 2014