SHY CEMETERY

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A cemetery so shy

the dead and gone pass it by.

The graves hide in shame

from its silly name.

No mausoleums to grace it,

or fine tombstones to enhance it.

Please stay away from here.

The dead don’t want you near.

IS IT MAGIC?

Are unicorns real?

I know how your feel.

Fantasies are silly.

He is just a filly.

But to me he’s magic.

It wouldn’t be so tragic

If dreams came true

For me and you.

MEOW!

I know everything.
I know what you’re doing
and what you’re thinking.
Nothing surprises me anymore.
I know what to expect out of life.
All I need is food and a comfortable
place to sleep.
All else is unimportant.
Goodbye silly human.
I need my beauty sleep.
Meow!

WEIRD CAT BEHAVIOR

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Let me in!
Help me!
I’m being pursued by strange beings!

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Do cats hear or see things that we can’t?

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Is this cat haunted by someone or something?
Or is it just a weird cat?

FOR A SILLY HAT

What a waste.
Too bad the animal doesn’t know
that he lost his life just to be used
as some silly hat.

DO I LOOK SILLY?

Do I look silly?
Please tell me.

I'LL GET YOU MY LITTLE PRETTY

What would happen if all my viewers on this blog bought my book, The Dead Game, on Kindle or Nook for only $.99? It would become a best-seller overnight. What a nice dream. Okay, time to return to my post. A girl can stop and dream, can’t she?

THE EAGLE DRAWS NEAR,
"I'LL GET YOU MY LITTLE PRETTY,"
AND LIFTS UP THE POOR STUCK KITTY
(THREE POSTS BELOW)
OUT OF THE GLASS AND FLIES AWAY.

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?
I'LL LEAVE THAT UP TO YOUR IMAGINATION.

KIND OF STUCK

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HELP!
WE THOUGHT WE’D FIT.
NOW WE’RE STUCK.
GET US OUT OF HERE!

I WANT TO HIDE

I want to go away on my own and hide.

 I'll just stand behind this tree. Why is everyone still looking at me?