Tuesday, May 6, 2014


Abandoned Amusement Park in New Orleans
A great setting for a murder mystery.
A dead body found…
Let’s think of a good spot.
A body found in the jaws
of the alligator statue.
The police look for clues.
The officer steps into the fun house.
Little does he know,
but the fun house doesn’t have a floor.
He steps in and falls into a deep ditch.
One down.
The next officer checks the top
of the long slide.
He feels himself being pushed
down the colorful slide and
his head hits the bottom with a bang.
Another down.
The last officer tries to start the Ferris Wheel
and guess what?
He’s electrocuted for his efforts.
The murderer chuckles and shuffles
off his merry way.
He didn’t even need the clown costume.